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bagelbrother:

gayscreechingnoises:

bagelbrother:

Breaking News!!: local sleep deprived teen really needs to freakin shave

Sir this is the police we are here to inform you that you are not, I repeat, ARE NOT allowed to shave it is against law. Sorry I do not make law.

i cant go back to jail

bagelbrother:

gayscreechingnoises:

bagelbrother:

Breaking News!!: local sleep deprived teen really needs to freakin shave

Sir this is the police we are here to inform you that you are not, I repeat, ARE NOT allowed to shave it is against law. Sorry I do not make law.

i cant go back to jail

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gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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thatfunnyblog:

I think I just had a miniature heart attack.

thatfunnyblog:

I think I just had a miniature heart attack.

(Source: theyahooanswers)

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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slippinbeauty:

i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach

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